Investing. There are so many voices in such a crowded marketplace. Buy this. Sell that. Don’t buy this. Learn about that. Equities, bonds, currencies, commodities, mutual funds, index funds. “Balance” your “portfolio” according to “modern portfolio theory”. Actually though. And cryptocurrency! What about cryptocurrency?! As my new friend Roman said, “crypto’s fire emoji x3”. Let’s take a step back though. Let’s step back from the precipice and set the stage here. Like you, I